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so most people that are bent on looking for the end of the world tend to measure its approach by things like, war and economics and the “mark”. which side point i assume is going to be something really ridiculous, not a chip embedded in your skin or a bar code tattoo, no i think it will be something like your issued a lifetime cell phone number at birth and children are tought to speak in IM before they learn proper english. anyway a sign that think we are on the was today a chili’s i was in the bathroom admiring the art work while i finished my buisness. when i went to wash my hands i instinctively put my hands in the sink waiting for the water to turn on. nothing happened so i moved my hands around franticly hoping to find the motion sensor when i realized that the sink was a manual. my thouhgt was the toilet flushed itself why shouldn’t my sink run itself? it was a simultaneous thought as to how lazy we have become and how many battles the hippies continue to win. i mean first its those hand blow dryers to save trees then motion activated sinks to save some water. so next time your in the bathroom and your brushing your teeth let that faucet run a little longer and stick it to those hippies.
Last night me and some friends decided to go to the beach. while we were there we found some really sweet places to skate on some old building foundations. The only thing was it looked like a parking lot, but since it was 7 in the morning we figured we were just the first ones there. After about 10 minutes “the man” shows up and runs us off the place saying it was private property and we couldn’t skate there anymore. moral of the story avoid large concrete areas painted like parking lots next to public beaches. chances are a grumpy old man patrols the area with a crazy cat lady in the back of his truck bent on ruining fun.
So it is about 2:30 in the morning and I sit upon a throne in IHOP. I just did things to the bathroom here that would make two girls one cup (so I hear) seem like a watered down version of everybody poops. But I tell you this, never have I used such a magically soft toilet paper in a public restroom. It’s how I would image rolling around in marshmallows naked would feel. I don’t know if that was the 15 coke-a-colas I’ve had or the extreme sleep deprivation either way my insides are smiling.
So moments before I hit the sack I’m wondering about C.S. Lewis and what he says about the universe containing absolute truth. I believe this to be true the question I pose does that contradict “Jesus” being the only way. Just let it be known I’m not some jackass out to prove a point, I’m sincerely curious, and I feel multiple minds are better than one.
it amazing that i have made it this far. i feel like Vin Diesel when he landed his first roll, wondering if and when they would find out he’s not that good. The first post i tried i wrote in the description box of where to upload a file. any hoo that was my first experience with the blogging world of word press feel free to talk about it around the water cooler at work.
