instant gratification

so here was reaction to the whole incident. there is only about one minutes worth of footage but there was a lot of laughter through out the entire ordeal. at one point i asked the e.m.t. who was cutting my jeans while he was down there to cut them into some sweet jorts. he told me he didn’t get paid enough, but when i looked at the bill i think he might he was just scared of what he might find.

my mom has better

my mom took better photos than i did, on the x-ray that is the dislocated bone and and the red spot on my leg is where the bone peaked out for some fresh air.

a mid-mid-life chrisis

so when me and my friends got skateboards i thought to myself we are a little old to be picking up this sport. but when you look at people like Tony Hawk and Danny Way they are old dudes, what is stopping me? well today is the equivalent of when that shiny red sports car gets you that pretty blond that screws your life over.

maybe someday

so there has been a lot of rain here lately but nothing really to speak of until tonight. i was sitting minding my own business studying for a spanish test enjoying the constant flashes and chest humming rumbles, when i get a phone call from my good friend Scott. i assume he was calling to wax idiotic about the movie we just watched, but he informed me of a tornado just west of us and moments after telling me the sirens went off. i wet myself with joy. you know the kind of joy that causes you to lose control of all your bodily functions. so i turned on the tv, fielded phone calls, and paced in and out of the house. they sounded the sirens twice. long story short nothing happened and i had a shameful pant change and went back to my studying. speaking of which. peace.

death comes to us all

i think i title this appropriately because it is only a matter of time before the monster we created claims us. we spent this weekend building a quarter pipe in my friends garage. it was good times had by all spent using power tools until 4 in the morning. i think the only thing missing were some brews. i have some videos of the first drop ins and other assorted footage maybe i will learn to embed videos for the viewing pleasure of the public. spanish update the test is this friday so the panic and hallucination were for nothing well at least almost nothing.

espanol

so i need to go to bed right now so i will at least have a chance on my test tomorrow in spanish, but for what ever reason i am compelled to stay awake. lets hope that being up this late in conjunction with waking up to a foreign language will send me to bed early tomorrow. i realize this is neither interesting, funny, or profound. i’m just hoping by waxing idiotic on hear my brain will shut off, or a least spawn some sort of sweet hallucination, and your thinking to yourself that never happens to me? i know weird huh. try eating a couple spoon fulls of peanut butter, a liter of coke zero, a good amount of sodium (chips, ramen noodles, salt lick your choice) and last but not least a healthy amount of natural gas inhalation. i’m really hoping that hoard of smurfs doesn’t notice me staring, they seem aggressive.