photo by Claytes

 

 

          Things I learned at the garage sale. 

1) When you see a garage sale sign traffic laws no longer apply

2) If another garage sale is listed on your street, people will ask if you are it. If you answer no, they will leave without viewing the merchandise like you’re Wal-Mart to their Target.

3) Like wearing a low cut shirt and no undergarment on the dance floor, older men will try and take advantage of you.

4) People in cars are speed shoppers. Buy something small and cheep, as if you were shopping for that illegitimate niece or nephew.